why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT