I asked my dad if he was drinking beer and he said yes then asked if I wanted some and I said yes but I was being sarcastic so then he handed me a glass and I was really weirded out because like why would my dad let me drink beer and so I slowly started to bring it to my lips and my dad told me to stop being a wuss and take a full chug and when I did he said I should take another one

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sexualmikeyway:

reasons to start a band:

  • fun fun fun
  • fanfictions if we get popular
  • touring
  • being with my friends all the time
  • opprotunities

reasons to not start a band:

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  • ????????/??/?//?//?//?//?//
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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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swarnpert:

unsalted fries

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